even if i love you and you love me i’m sorry but i can’t be with you if you snore

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wangashton:

michael is literally such a little dweeb like he cries over stuffed animals and says his favorite animal is anything fluffy and he sleeps a lot and has a lil tummy and yet he still has thousands of girls whipped for him

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nutthing:

r u from europe because europiece of shit

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2srooky:

timtampon:

I was talking to my friend on the phone and then she almost got run over and i was obviously really concerned so i asked her if she was okay and after a moment she replied “there is a Jesus in the sky” in a really matter-of-fact sort of way
so obviously I thought something was seriously wrong butimage

Jesus took the wheel.

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fartgallery:

chesterloaf:

fartgallery:

i donate blood in the hopes that my blood will overpower theirs and take control of their body so i will gain another vessel to use as my own

why am I reblogging this?

it appears my blood has been successful

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tongue-toyed:

i never really liked

my name

much

until i found out

what it tastes like

when you write it in frosting

on top of a cake

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alt-j:

do any millionaires follow me that are bored

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officialfrenchtoast:

yes im athletic. I drank gatorade once

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religiousmom:

the week leading up to your period is the worst its like playing russian roulette with underwear

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